my name is sloth and i like sloths

suddenlyoranges:

Don’t let them know how you truly feel

gorfiend:

Why? Seriously…just..why would anyone do this?

its 2014 why is blue waffle on my dash

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

sexhaver:

things i wish i could say irl:

  • ???????? ???? ? ???
  • !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  • u ok (this is not the same as “you okay?”)
  • that one cover of “What Makes You Beautiful” done entirely in laughs
  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpyingiCwV8

hazifiy:

disheartens:

I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT awkward teenage girl who sorta wants a man but can’t really get one 

i feel this spiritually

— would u rather fight a buff nerd or a jock who listens to jazz —

powerburial:

things to remember:

  • nerd has a lot of pent-up anger, might pretend you are his dad
  • because of the jock’s exposure to jazz music, his attack patterns and movements are a lot less predictable

sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

this is why you guys had the black plague.